This brings new meaning to “wifebeater,” no?

In what has to be one of the more horrid things I’d read in awhile comes this story from the Associated Press about a couple who got into a throwdown with one another, in Pittsburgh, after their reception. They got their jail on that night, and apparently didn’t get to see what the wedding dress looked like in the corner.

I mean, I’m sure that I’ll have a drink or four at my wedding reception, but I’m not getting caught throwing metal planters at anyone, let alone “two good Samaritans.” Sheesh.