How do you counter this?

The Vancouver Courier’s Sandra Thomas writes about a fascinating opportunity offered by Vancouver’s Stiletto Storm, an exotic dance production company. Stiletto Storm is offering women the opportunity to take a “workshop” to learn all about exotic dancing, clothing, and whatever else goes along with it, for $235 (you do the exchange rate, I’m lazy today). They’re stating it’s a great option for stagette (read: bachelorette) parties, and I can’t even decide what I’d do in the case that my bride-to-be was having her par-tay in this fashion. On one hand, you could use these newfound powers for good - oh, okay, you could use these powers for good.

Rock on, Stiletto Storm.