This might actually be the worst bachelor party ever

I don’t want to go out on TOO huge of a limb, as I’m sure next time this comes up I’ll have to post as “No, really, THIS is the worst bachelor party ever,” but this is pretty rough.

Check out this post at HolyJuan, where he starts off the post describing the standard fare that guys use when recapping their lady friends on a bachelor party - those of you with no bachelor party experience might want to write this down.

“Not much happened. The girls weren’t that hot. We just drank a lot. It was fun, but not crazy.”

Most of the time this rule will be “unspoken,” but every so often you actually hear it uttered between two guys before one goes home. In any case, in this story, HolyJuan was actually telling the truth when he used that recap. You must read it - it’s not as ridiculously horrid as you might be thinking, but it definitely qualifies as bummer material, including his current status as not-a-best-man-since the one he lined up last.